Can you keep a secret? Because I have a confession to make. Sometimes, when no one is looking, I eat Nutella straight out of the jar. By the spoonful. While standing on one foot. Like a flamingo. Carrie Bradshaw dubbed it "secret single behavior." I dub it "damn good."
Unfortunately, my secret single behavior has some not-so-secret consequences. Nutella, while delicious, is not exactly calorie free. Which leads me to my second bit of secret single behavior: I'm a Bieber Believer. Like Nutella, Justin Bieber hails from Canada. Unlike Nutella, Justin Bieber does not add inches to my hips. He does, however, move my feet. Happy Monday, friends!
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